"You're only allowed to make duck face because I think ducks are sexy. But only when they look like you."

"And how many ducks look like me? I mean, really, only three that I've seen."

"How did you know Mountain Dew was my favorite flower?"

*Squid holds baby aloft*

"Hey Caroline! Look what I made!"

"And I helped!"

"We're disgustingly cute."

"No, we're just disgusting."

"Psssht!"

"What!?"

"I love you."

"I love you too now go get the gun!"